M. Hiya, I'm Mariah Reid
g. And I'm Gabbie Brooks.
M. And this is epic
G. We know you know us as crazy retarded people.
m. We thought you should know the real us.
(Beatriz pops out)
(goes back down)
M. So today, youll get exclusive behind the scenes features.
G. Like Uriel's seizures
M. And Gabbies butt cancer
G. BUTTOX cancer
G. Moving on, let's meet the cast!
G. So tell me, Uriel. How much money did you raise for the paramedics?
G. Sorry! Anyway, Uriel. Most of the time your on screen, your having a seizure or pretending your in the hunger games.
M. Thank you, Uriel.
U. Your welcome.
G. You can leave now.
M. next up is andy.
m. Tell us about yourself.
A. I like nachos.
G. So, Andy. I was just wondering if you have any relationships with a French doctor.
A. Actually there's this guy I met in an alley who-
M. bye Andy!
G. Now we have Beatriz Jackson.
B. I like hotdogs mauling baby kittens
M. Now we have Max Fischer? Who the heck?
G. Ohhh, that's the guy who's all goth and like stole the camera.
M. Yeah, I don't want to meet him.
G. Yeah! Let's meet Tori!
M. Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria Reid!
T. Hi, I'm Tori. But you may know me as Stephanie Ross.
G. Yeah, yeah,yeah. So, Tori. What's the best thing about being a part of Oh Snap!?
T. it's really fun, I've learned a lot! My favorite part is filming the videos. It's really fun.
M. What is your favorite part you've played?
T. Stephanie. Definetely.
G. Well, thank you, Tori.
M. BYE!!! Oh yeah, tell that dude out there he's next.
G. Here's maxy!
M. Whaddya want?
m. To know what you did with the camera.
(Max runs away.)
G. Well, now you've officially met the cast.?
M. To get more of Oh Snap!, check out my youtube channel, OhSnapxIzEpic.
G. Or log on to ohsnap.wikia.com
(SPA DAY WITH MADDY LOPEZ)
Ma: HELLOOOOO! THIS IS SPA DAY WITH MADDY LOPEZ! WHERE I HELP PEOPLE LOOK PRETTTTTY!!
(Uriel walks around in background, MADDY walks up to him)
Ma: WOW! YOUR SOOO BEAUTIFUL!
u: hey y'all.
Ma:COUNTRY ACCENT? CREEP!
(MADDY slaps Uriel, he has a seizure, Andy kicks him)
Ma: some people are just born ugly.
(Gabbie walks in, looking Emo.)
G:thanks for reminding me.
Ma:see? That's wHat I'm talking about. The emoness is just horrifying.
(mariah walks in)
M: erm, MADDY? We have to cancel the show.
M: parents are blaming you for their insecure daughters. Your telling them they are ugly.
(screen says, " millions of teens are suicidal" Uriel has seizure, " all are blamed for MADDY")
Ma: that's (bbbeeeeep) up!
SPPPAA DAAAY with MADDY LOPEZ
has been canceled.
A:time for oh snap weather! It's a little chilly...( Beatriz throws Andy coat) ....so make sure y'all got your jackets! Blah blah....
(Uriel runs behind Andy and mouthes 'hi mom' Repeats with mariah, MADDY,Gabbie.)
G:that's it for the show! You know how the end credits are boring? Watch this!
(credits go by, slow motion of Uriel seizure while music plays)